- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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