- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Your Mom The End.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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