Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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