- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Gustavo Andrade

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Women's Rights

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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