- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Get some flipping new jokes people

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

osama bin laden is dead

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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