- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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