How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

I love you

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

I had a submarine.... once

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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