If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Justin Beiber is a good singer

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

what do you call a black guy african american

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Anti Joke

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