your mum

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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