Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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Your mom.

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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