Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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Mooses

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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