If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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race-car = rac-ecar

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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Mooses

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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