- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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