The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Who wants $300? Me too.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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