What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Bryson got a concussion...he died

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

pobody's nerfect

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

Women's rights

sweating like antoni with a girl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...