- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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