- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Abortion.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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