- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Knock Knock. Doors open

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Hey Shea

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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