- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

William wright is Gay

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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