Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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