Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

one stop shop

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

a man walked into a bar and said ow

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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