Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

poopy is poopy

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Jersey Shore.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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