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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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