- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Pickles are moist.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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