- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

whats black white and red all over an abused child

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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