- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

YO FACE

What's 2+2? Fish

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

i have two hands.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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