- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

what does a chair look like? a chair.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

joke under this line wins _________________________

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

my gramma died

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