- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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A person from Singapore eats

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

whats polish and black a polish black person

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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