What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Anti Joke

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