- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Guest what? Dog

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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