- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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