- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

The Charlotte Bobcats

Black people being friendly.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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