what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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I walk into a bar...

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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