- Anti Joke

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Women's Rights.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.