HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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The Oakland Raiders

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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