Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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