What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

i like men but im not gay

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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