what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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What is the name of the car? What

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Racial Equality

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Anti Joke

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