- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Is maynaise an instrument?

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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