- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Nero, sure you are okay?

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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