- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Asian women drivers...

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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