- Anti Joke

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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I'm homeless.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework