What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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