Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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