I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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Anti Joke

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