what kind of dog can tiptoe

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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