- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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