whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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