- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

No because your face is really f***** up.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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