Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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purple pickles

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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