- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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