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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

You all have Aids

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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