A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Get some flipping new jokes people

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What's up? Your time.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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