- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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