A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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