- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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