What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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