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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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