- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

An Aisian failed a test

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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