- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Your life

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

You know what's natural? Bears.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

why was the boy sad? because.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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