- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

9/11 my birthday

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Caroline Kelly.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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