- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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