Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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when debbie meets downer

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Sarah Palin.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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